I'm open to a Nobel Prize nomination. Behold!

It's a battery slide and works almost as well as scanning your credit card to have someone else change batteries out from this god forsaken bilge! It locks in place and is guaranteed to reduce cursing by 90% + when swapping out batteries.
I'm happy to make these for any other GW 270 owners. It is made from the highest quality pallet board and precisely crafted for long term dependability - think Yamaha. At only $999, it is well worth the investment.
In all sincerity, it was well worth the hassle if you do your own battery swaps. I honestly wondered if I'd have the strength to pull this off in a few more years, but this makes it way easier. A rope on the handle and a buddy to help slide the battery up is even better.

It's a battery slide and works almost as well as scanning your credit card to have someone else change batteries out from this god forsaken bilge! It locks in place and is guaranteed to reduce cursing by 90% + when swapping out batteries.
I'm happy to make these for any other GW 270 owners. It is made from the highest quality pallet board and precisely crafted for long term dependability - think Yamaha. At only $999, it is well worth the investment.

In all sincerity, it was well worth the hassle if you do your own battery swaps. I honestly wondered if I'd have the strength to pull this off in a few more years, but this makes it way easier. A rope on the handle and a buddy to help slide the battery up is even better.