I could have been a blood sucking lawyer as I got into FSU's college of law, but decided otherwise. I am a recovering environmental planner/biologist who got a burr up his hind end about 8 years ago. I quit my job and moved from my native state of Florida to the Smoky Mountains of NC. I bought a chocolate business and I own a couple nice vacation rental properties here in the Smokies as well.
So if the Admiral is mad that you are spending too much time with the other lady (your boat you fools lol) and you need a get out of jail free card, I make ladies dreams come true with some of the finest hand made award winning chocolates around. The best part is I actually make them, our chocolates are not made by an illegal or in a factory in China, but right here in the US of A, in the mountains of NC.
My dream is for one day to be successfull enough to have my own offshore fishing team sponsored by my business. I think I will call it either Chocolate Thunder or Sexual Chocolate or just Pole Dancer....
Legend - I take your products and enrobe them in the finest single bean Venezuelan chocolate around. I even invented a treat called a Brio where we take one of your products and add peanut butter to them, enrobe them in chocolate and top them with Reese's peanut butter chips. Actually, a college student employee of mine invented them. They are yummy.